to
Dan Cortese for shifting his shtick into overdrive with
Crash Course. The hyperaggro jock has changed the pronunciation of his surname (it's "Cort-azee" now, not "Cortez") but nothing else about his persona since his early '90s days annoying us on
MTV Sports. After spending the last decade sucking on sitcoms from
Veronica's Closet to
Surviving Suburbia, he's back to his old hopped-up-on-Mountain-Dew act, cohosting ABC's new vehicular ripoff of
Wipeout with the terminally unfunny
Orlando Jones. Even
Melrose Place (where Cortese briefly blew in 1995 as himbo Jess Hanson) has revamped itself, Dan—time to do the same for your career.
Do you think Cortese is a
Crash-ing bore?